Funny Cab Driver Joke
A mother and daughter were riding in a cab though New York City when the daughter noticed some scanitily clad women loitering on a street corner. “Mommy,” the litttle girl asked, “what are all those...
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1. MOM’S SURVIVAL TIPS 2. Don’t try to live with anyone who insists on alphabetizing your spice rack. 3. When someone tells you that what he’s about to say is “for your own good,” expect the worst. 4....
View ArticleFunny Socializing Joke
A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis and socialize. As a result, about 10 couples formed a dinner club and agreed to meet for dinner at a different neighbors’ house...
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A three-year-old’s mother was pregnant and so was the family dog. So the father thought it would be a good time to explain where babies come from. So, when the day came, dad took the boy to watch the...
View ArticleFunny God Joke
Two rural church deacons are visiting a house of ill repute, when they saw their minister drive by and take a good long look at their pickup trucks parked outside. One deacon said, “I hope the reverend...
View ArticleFunny Joke of the Day
The Koala and The Lizard A koala is sitting up a gum tree … smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, “Hey Koala ! What are you doing?” The koala says: “Smoking a joint,...
View ArticleFunny Crazy Joke
Welcome to the psychiatrist hotline: If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 . . . repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4,...
View ArticleFunny Dog Joke
Why it’s nice to be a dog… No one expects you to take a bath every day. Your friends never expect you to pay for lunch, dinner, or anything else for that matter. When it’s raining, you can lie around...
View ArticleFunny Jewish Joke
Selma telephones home with some exciting news: “Mama, I got married.” “Mazel Tov,” says Mama. “I might as well tell you, Mama, he’s not of our Faith.” “So he’s a goy. But am I prejudiced?” “But, Mama,...
View ArticleRules and Laws
Laws 1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to use the bathroom. 2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, or screw, when...
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